Tea at Fortnum & Masons
Let me put my cards on the table-
But this is not a card table!
No, I had that sort of hunch-
Is it one for things like Lunch?
Depends upon your social standing, Mr. Skinner
This table could be for Luncheon or Dinner
Oh, my social standing has never been thinner-
Then, though its luncheon we’ll call it dinner.
But it’s way past Noon!
It will be high – tea very soon-
Well, now, I dare say, Mr.Skinner, your manners will do for me-
Would you like a cup of Earl Grey tea?