Lord Henry of Henley
There’s Lord Henry of Henley,
He matters when it comes to matters regarding regattas
Red strawberries, Pink Champagne,
Striped coloured blazers, white trouser creases-
Social etiquette sharp as razors
Henry slips in to the marquee – he’s a real Royal Trophy Mascot-
He adores big hat days each year at Ascot
He loves this ritual social gathering with all the nobs
Never misses society’s calendar for upwardly mobile social snobs-
Lord Henry of Henley matters – he’s the king of toff regattas
He’s the man of The Season -saving his social world from dissolving in tatters!
